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*Sex and feelings:*

A man was brought before a Judge and was charged with NECROPHILIA.(having sex with a dead person). The Judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
 disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
 The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
 1. It's none of your damn business;
 2. She was my wife; and...
 3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way during sex!"
 
The case was dismissed and the Judge announced the following warnings:
 
For the ladies:: PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT.
 
For the guys: 
IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS STILL ALIVE ....!!! 

*Case dismissed!*
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